A moment for Minerva's sarcasm:
Minerva Mcgonagall: Well, usually when a person shakes their head, they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans
Minerva Mcgonagall: I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking.
Minerva Mcgonagall: I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.
Minerva Mcgonagall: Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?
Coraline vs Animator
randomologyofmoi: Coraline and her stop-motion puppeteer—- INCREDIBLE!!
how to get a bikini ready bod (reposted from my...
weaveittome: 1. Put on bikini Good Job! Wasn’t that easy! 2. Revel in your own beauty. Admire the fact that you are indeed a stone fox That wasn’t so hard was it 3.Drink beers,read a book,make a snack… I dunno you’re pretty much done here And there are 3 easy tips to having a bikini ready bod.
Miso Head: Things parents forget to tell their... →
Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay. Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else. Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have…
I dream that all women could like this: Consent &... →
allwomenshouldbelikethis: I had hoped that my return to posting after so many days away would be a bit more lighthearted to begin with. Unfortunately I was involved in some events last night that we’re upsetting and given their connection what that I do on here I feel I need to discuss them before I return to the porn. I…
Why is it accepted that some people who eat a ton of food can stay thin, but not...– Some Things I Don’t Understand « Dances With Fat (via jerseyjezebel) YES to everything but the death threats. (via masquesoporfavor)
A Series of Unfortunate Events Dedications
The Bad Beginning: "To Beatrice- darling, dearest, dead."
The Reptile Room: "For Beatrice- My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did not."
The Wide Window: "For Beatrice –I would much prefer it if you were alive and well."
The Miserable Mill: "To Beatrice –My love flew like a butterfly until death swooped down like a bat. As the poet Emma Montana McElroy said, 'That's the end of that.'"
The Austere Academy: "For Beatrice –You will always be in my heart, in my mind, and in your grave."
The Ersatz Elevator: "For Beatrice –When we met my life began, soon afterward, yours ended."
The Vile Village: "For Beatrice –When we were together I felt breathless. Now you are."
The Hostile Hospital: "For Beatrice –Summer without you is as cold as winter. Winter without you is even colder."
The Carnivorous Carnival: "For Beatrice –Our love broke my heart, and stopped yours."
The Slippery Slope: "For Beatrice –When we first met, you were pretty, and I was lonely. Now I am pretty lonely."
The Grim Grotto: "For Beatrice –Dead women tell no tales. Sad men write them down."
The Penultimate Peril: "For Beatrice -No one could extinguish my love, or your house."
The End: "For Beatrice -I cherished, you perished. The world's been nightmarished."
paisleytrousers replied to your photo: New hair and pretty makeups! Lipstick is kontrol… you look amazing omg ;~; many-splendored-rat replied to your photo: New hair and pretty makeups! Lipstick is kontrol… Love the hair! .___. tenkyuu you lovely people ahhh *hides*
Yet another hair cut! I will post a photo later when like I have makeup again. But it is awesome. The back is shaved with like the whole undercut thing and then the front is longer and my fringe is short and a bit curved. :D I’m a sexy mo’fucker.
I think I just went one step further… 1) I am...
A game of “Who the fuck are you” →
Name: Chloe Age: 17 Height: 5’2” or 157cm :D Weight: 185 pounds Relationship status: Taken Birthday: March 8th :D Favorite colour: Blue! or black or purple or grey ahhh all the colours. RAINBOW. Favorite bands: right this second? Jill Tracy, Voltaire, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Jean Michelle Jarre Last song listened: Doomsday Serenade - Jill Tracy Last movie watched: Keeping Mum ...