May 2012
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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so I just spilled a 32-oz cup of coke-- mostly...
me if I wasn't on my period: Oh well that fucking sucks. *sighs* *cleans it up*
me on my period, which is right now: FUCK! SHIT! FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE!! MY LIFE IS OVERRRRR NOOOOO MY COOOOOKE I WANTED TO DRINK THATTTTTTT NOW THERE'S NO MEANING LEFT IN ANYTHING THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO DRINK IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE WAAAAAAH *cries* *throws things* *eats everything in sight*
May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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“Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved...”
– Maurice Sendak (via bobulate)
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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paisleytrousers: Chloeeeee what kind of music are you getting into? HO SHIT A SURPRISE KATIE SORRY IM PANICING OVER LIKE FAILING UNI LIKE FUCK um um um like all of the musics and techno and holy fuck it’s kind of insane. seriously. like my music life is like remix.kwed.org atm. And like voltaire and nick cave and stuff like that I don’t even know. HOW ARE YOU FRIEND?
May 19th
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