Oh wow.

Okay so like yeah. I’m seventeen now. Motherfuckers!

Um um didn’t know what to do so I went to a uni that isn’t my uni and is my friend’s uni and we went to a bar there and drank a lot.

Then they were like “WE CLOSE AT SIX” because they are the worst bar.

So we wondered over to some other bar.

Then somebody asked them for a jug of water.

Then I threw up in their potted plants. (lots of alcohol + not really having eaten today before then)

Then we left.

WE CAME. WE DRANK WATER. WE VOMITED IN THEIR PLANTS. WE LEFT.

I don’t think they liked me…

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