Okay so like yeah. I’m seventeen now. Motherfuckers!
Um um didn’t know what to do so I went to a uni that isn’t my uni and is my friend’s uni and we went to a bar there and drank a lot.
Then they were like “WE CLOSE AT SIX” because they are the worst bar.
So we wondered over to some other bar.
Then somebody asked them for a jug of water.
Then I threw up in their potted plants. (lots of alcohol + not really having eaten today before then)
Then we left.
WE CAME. WE DRANK WATER. WE VOMITED IN THEIR PLANTS. WE LEFT.
I don’t think they liked me…